Rejected jokes

Rejected jokes / joke by a drive-by employer.

(I thought it should be kept in preserves.  Kept preserved.  Preserved in jelly.  An aspect of jelly.  Aspic.)

image of mechanic smoking a cigarette

Honk if you love Jesus…Jesus Henderson, we mean!   Our Employee of the Month offers salvation to your car’s transmission.  You can find him underneath various hoods on weekdays…and underneath various barstools some evenings.

 

What do ya think?